Time for Shul.
- 2013-07-31
- By Sam Wach
- Posted in Contests/Fun Stuff, Youthful Thoughts
(tell this joke to Moreh Orit and/or Chaim and receive extra Shekalim)
One Shabbat morning, a mother went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to the Shul, to which he replied: “I’m not going.” “Why not?” she asked. “I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “One, they don’t like me”, and “ two, I don’t like them.” His mother replied: “I’ll give YOU two good reasons why you MUST go to the Shul. “ONE, you’re 54 years old”, and “TWO, you’re the Rabbi”
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